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michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
mrbluehat: She knew from sex ed class that she really shouldn’t, but she just wanted to know what it was like: what it was like to fuck without protection, of course. She was so curious, and the more she thought about it, the more she couldn’t help
This shirt usually hides Reshiram, but it looks like he’s pokin out a bit now. Also I got this shirt from NYC during the Black/White launch. :u
baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what
shortsista: Don’t get me wrong I love Jasper a fucking lot she’s my fav character but I’m seeing people getting angry at the crewniverse for Jasper not being saved while Lapis was and like what were you expecting???? We’ve known for months that
lupinelolita: 1-800kanye: u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside Tag your current age
Idk what the omo god are trying to tell me… So it was like 1am and I was in bed and my phone stared ringing and it was my dad.. I was like what the heck?? And answered a confused hello??“Hey were you asleep?”“Uhhh no?? Whats up??”“Ok
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
What T was like this weekend. - D
dorodraws: baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius
anxiety-unlimited: manaphy: bakrua: 2 feferi and an equius ok but seriously this post is so old i remember seeing this like over 3 years ago when i had like 32 followers and i was like “aw, im bad :(”, then i saw it again like a few months later
bagelbrother: someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay BROTHER NATURE I CANT XD
fujoshicabal:my fave overheard on campus moment of all time was the two guys who sat behind me in pop culture theory as class was starting one of them was like “so… do you want a blowjob after this” in a rly bored voice, and then the second guy
condesces replied to your photo “Made a point to get the most ridiculously named products on clearance…” oh god have you not been exposed to the chunky dunk hydrating lippie meme. did you find this in the wild. what the fuck I have! But I
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
lettheeoceantakemee: xompeii: I swear to god if one more person says I’m not thinking clearly when I say i want to adopt a kid rather than birth my own, I will rip their spines out. I was adopted you idiotic fuck. If I hadn’t been, I would have
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
hello-domo-bear: Huge Steven Universe Fan ;) So I was looking for some SU gifs and found these! And seriously was like, what-the-what?! What ep is this from?! Or are these just animations of the original concepts? That is kind of what it looks like
I actually somehow overlooked Connie in the description for “We Need to Talk” so it does seem likely that Stevonnie will at least come up at some point in that episode
elixiroverdose: there’s nothing I don’t like about that scene
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
natjennie:the fact that Nadja was like “I so rarely care about what Guillermo says or does” when that hasn’t been true since season 3.. like her “now that we’re all friends again” in episode 1, her helping Guillermo
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was
jewcrawford: alright so i was blogging in my room and i hear my mom screech from the bathroom so i run downstairs to see whats going on and she was like “FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS IN THE WINDOW” and look who it is my sister puT TAYLOR LAUTNER
xlei: tranqualizer: queerhairyvag: littlewendycat: aestivate: stfuconservatives: 14kgoldnyc: sanfo: notalexfelicitas: witsfordinner: youmightfindyourself: At first I was like lol, but then I serioused. For real!? Like I don’t even know what
ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
yuyaskattobingu: One Week of Arc V - Round 2 Day 2 (Monday) Well that happened. A character that you didn’t expect to like ↳ Reiji Akaba I mosty have problems with characters like Reiji and at first I was like ..okay what are you gonna
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
What does this even mean?
hasuyawwn: BUT THEN I WAS LIKE WHAT IF HE HAD ONE DROOPY EAR???
quietlyexhale:Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up!Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
richenbach: deanlovecastiel: frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”
a-spoon-is-born: useless-cantrips: comic-sans-apologist: cannedviennasnausage: feeshies: I was scrolling through my dash on mobile and I saw this drawing by Rob Liefeld and I was like “Hey this doesn’t look too bad.” “oh” “oh god.” “she’s
fuku-shuu: “Sweet?” “It tastes like you…like the most addictive poison.” “Tch. You’ve always been a little naive, like what’s-her-name from that damn fairytale…’Snow White,’ is it? But from the bite you just took
I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything
dickclops: my dad just asked came over and asked me what i was so focused on drawing and this was on the screen and he was like, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE. WELL IT ISNT FUNNY YOUNG LADY. and so i was like, “no dad, its not what
frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO” a colorblind person just messaged
talagaklaudia: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and
vixenpinefield: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
idunnothingsilike: at first i was like WHO IS CLARA OSWALD? now i’m like at first i was like WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED ON TRENZALORE? now i’m like at first i was like WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOCTOR DURING THE TIME WAR? now i’m like when i first
yes?
kitfisto: i was lookin @ movies to pick what to go to and i was like whats the magnificent 7 and his face lit up and he did the cowboy pistols thing and was like its a remake of an old western!!!! so i guess where going 2 that
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
lovelucila: juilan: I saw the beginning and was like “what the fuck” and then I scrolled and was like “what the fuck” Wait what just happened
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
last night I hung out with friends that I dont get to see often and everyone was like ITS GOING TO BE A CRAZY NIGHT but we ended up going to a bar then back to one of our houses to play pokemon the board game AND I CAME IN SECOND WITH THE CUTEST LIL TEAM
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEthis girl is my old ms/hs friend and now my bikram student. she invited me to her bday dinner and was like out of the blue “oh haha do you know aria?” and I was like..yes…why, how u know him? and she’s like “lol
enyafan:we will remember the 2010s as such a dumbshit time lol. like what was that weird period of faux populism where everyone was like its actually woke to love the kardashians.
what if i go back to my roots and draw lion king inspired art
What the hell was up with that new adventure time episode?!!
To anyone who went to SDCC and tried out Hunk’s food goo: what was it?? Like what was it made of?? Was it icecream or like jello or something?? This has been plaguing me all day I need to know omfg
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
i remember early last year when i was like “eh” about severawhat happened………………….what h a ppe n e d
